Social Idiot

I may have mentioned that I feel like I frequently miss the more subtle undertones of conversations and workplace / social etiquette.

This is because I am a social moron.

I just took a test. It proved it. Because you know tests are never wrong.

I quote:

Your overall emotional intelligence score of 52 is higher than 1.0% all people in the world.

Isn't that special?

I'm surprised that anyone speaks to me. Sheesh. I suspect the other 1% are in what is commonly called a vegetative state.

Either I am riding the sociability short bus or I grossly underestimate myself. I suspect some of both.