In accordance with the wishes of Queen Mediocretia, I am, on her behalf, boycotting Delaware since I am close enough to it for it to be practical.
On Sunday, I went for a long drive down the highway, got within 10 miles of Delaware and abruptly turned my back on it. Ha! So there, Delaware! Feel the Queen's scorn.
I must mention at this juncture that once the election over, I will no longer be boycotting Delaware because I just don't feel like going that far out of my way to get to Baltimore, DC or Richmond. Besides, we have a real doozie of a Tea Baguette running right here in Pleasantville. She is whack. Her name is Anna Little. Her opponent, Frank Pallone, is no better. At least I think he's a little more emotionally stable than she is.
Other than the Brandywine Valley, which is gorgeous, it is not my experience that Delaware has much to offer anyway.
So Delaware, consider yourself regally scorned. Ha!
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Thank you. We are pleased. Of course, Christine O Donnell lost handily, so Delaware has returned to my good graces.
Christine O'Donnell: "I am not a Senator. I'm you."
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