Decluttering Tip

First, find an old cat in renal failure.
Second, give him access to the house.
Third, throw away everything that he pees on. Because he will.

Result:
First, less clutter in house.
Second, woman at the end of her tether.
Third, woman wondering if she's a heartless bitch to put him with a litter box, water and food in the spare bedroom overnight. Because she just can't take it anymore.

Oh, Butchy, Butch. Poor old guy. You make me want to cry.